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Difference Between Wife And Girlfriend

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Friends its fun time again. Add some laugh in your busy life. As an LIC agent or customer we always prefer to do compare among insurance company and their products etc.

Here we shall compare between Wife and Girlfriend. Everybody love to have both at a time but which is better. Let's have some comparison.

What is the Difference between Wife and Girlfriend?

Great Thought in Modified Version....

Wife is like a TV 
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.

At home  you watch TV,
but when you go out you take your MOBILE.

Sometimes you enjoy TV.
But most of the time, you play with your MOBILE.

TV is (as good as) free for life.
But for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old.
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy, replaceable and portable.

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable.
But for the MOBILE, it is often high and demanding.

TV has a remote.
But MOBILE doesn't.

Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (you talk and listen)
But with the TV, you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)!!!!

Last but not least....!
Yet TVs are superior because
TVs don't have viruses,
but MOBILE often do....!!!!

And mobiles can be easily hacked or stolen.

Take Care.
Stick to TV only..
Issued in Public interest!
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Funny Investment Tips

On every investment site you will get lots of ideas about investment. Adviser or Planner will come with you some unique ideas and suggestions. 

Today I came with one funny investment idea.... don't take it serious, just have fun.

Where-to-InvestOne smart man gets married  with well educated lady. That person always looking about proper & best investment Plan. After few days his wife come with an intelligent investment idea. She told her husband that after small calculation I can tell you where should invest your valuable savings.

Be honest ......

Just do some calculation step by step as given below...

Step 1:
Choose any number (your Lucky No.) from given below list of numbers...

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9.

Step 2 :
Now Multiply by 3 to the Selected Number.

Step 3 :
Now Add 3 with the Result.

Step 4 :
Again Multiply it by 3 with the Result.


You will get Two Digit Number. Add both number. 


Now this number will advise you where you should invest your hard earned money from the given below list of best trusted investment option.

1.   Invest in Property
2.   Invest in Gold
3.   Invest in Bank Fixed Deposit
4.   Invest in Business
5.   Invest in Shares
6.   Invest in P. P. F. 
7.   Invest in N. S. C.
8.   Invest in Tax Saving Plans
9.   Handover to your Wife
10. Invest in Mutual Funds
11. Any Other Govt. Deposits 



Hope you have got it. You are wise and willing to invest now then follow above steps and enjoy a happy life. Getting any doubts do it again.  Have Fun....

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